Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Nuggets in A Lot Of TROUBLE Down 3-1 to Curry lead Warriors

   
     Stephan Curry is a great player and Mark Jackson is a great coach, first and foremost.  Give credit, where credit is due, and The Warriors are playing fantastic basketball against the Denver Nuggets.  The Warriors are shooting 53% on field goals, and 44% from 3-point land.  The highest in the playoffs.  Jarrett Jack, Carl Landry, Klay Thompson and Harrison Barnes are all above 40% in field goals, and on top of that averaging 40 rebounds a game.  Even with a healthy Gallinari, the Nuggets have no consistent 3 point shooter, and are getting decimated on the perimeter.  Even without Lee, the Warriors are out-rebounding the Nuggets, and the Nuggets just look confused.

Something is on Kenneth Faried's mind, he hasn't been the same player since February.  The Nuggets have not played the same type of defense the way they did in the regular season.  It's not because of Gallinari's injury, that they can't keep up with the Warriors, the Warriors are are open for 3 all the time. The Nuggets get bunched in the middle, and get spread as fast as the Warriors dish it outside to each other.
     I'm almost wondering if this same team, if coached by Phil Jackson, could win a championship.  Nine fucking years Karl, that's a long time.  And the Nuggets' fans expect the playoffs consistently, you established that, but why the hell can they not get out of the first round.  The fans aren't asking to be in the finals every year, but get past the first fucking round, come on.  Once in ten years, really isn't a good average.  Phil Jackson would love it in Denver, and that may be the only way he would come out of retirement.  I'll take that.

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Horst Report Special: Top 10 Comic Book Movies

     I feel like taking a little break from sports, and have been watching a lot of comic book movies lately!  So, with the aid of my good friend, artist Andrew Geare, we decided to concoct a list of the best comic book movies ever made.  After much debate, we came to an agreement on most, but had our slight differences in a few.  First, let's look at some honorable mentions, then, each of our list, Top 10 for each of us.

Honorable Mentions
Batman, Batman Returns, The Dark Knight Rises, Superman I, 300, Hellboy 2, The Crow, Spawn, The Avengers, Swamp Thing, Tales From The Crypt, RoboCop, Captain America, Howard the Duck, Teenage Muntant Ninja Turtles.

Andrew's Top 10
10. Sin City


9. X-Men 2


8. Kick Ass
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7. Constantine

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6. Mystery Men


5. Batman Begins
 


4. Blade
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3. Watchmen


2. 30 Days Of Night


1. The Dark Knight




Shua's Top 10
10. Dick Tracy


9. Spiderman 2


8. Kick Ass


7. Iron Man


6. 30 Days Of Night
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5. Blade
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4. X-Men 2


3. Sin City


2. Superman II


1. The Dark Knight

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Horst Report Top 10 Favorite Sports Movies

     So many sports movies have come out, and it seems that more and more will come.  It's great, it's motivational, it's inspirational, heartwarming, tear jerking, just great entertainment.  These are my favorites, only mine!  If you do or don't like 'em, tell me!  On a personal note, I have surpassed 1,000 page views for the Horst Report!  Thank you to those who are reading, and hey, tell your friends.  But thank you readers!  I do this for your entertainment, and here's to 1,000 more views to come!

Other Good Sports Movies
The Sandlot, The Benchwarmers, The Waterboy, Pride Of The Yankees, Semi Pro, Necessary Roughness, White Men Can't Jump, SpaceJam, Eddie, The Mighty Ducks, Rocky, Raging Bull, Slapshot, The Comebacks, Caddyshack, Hardball, Brian's Song, Leather-heads, Miracle, The Longest Yard, Talladega Nights, The Babe, Rookie Of The Year, Dodgeball.

Top 10 Sports Movies
10. BASEketball (1998)
      It's pretty much funny all the way through.  Al Michaels and Bob Costas are hilarious, "and just think Bob, only a few years ago those girls were only in grade school.  Mmmmhhh."  Trey Parker and Matt Stone showcase their raw comedy on the screen, and not just with animation.  Add a hot Jenny McCarthy at her peak, and it does have a good sports story surrounding how corrupt sports team owners really are.


9. Bull Durham (1988)
  It has great one liners, and such memorable baseball quotes; "This, is a simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball." amongst others.  Susan Sarandon is sexy, Kevin Costner is solid as Crash Davis, and it's a good movie to see how pitchers and catchers form a relationship.


8. A League Of Their Own (1992)
       Who would've thought, that a movie with Madonna, and Rosie O'Donnell, would go down as one of the best sports movies of all time?!?!?  It happened.  This is a good baseball story, surrounding the Women's Baseball League that developed during WWII.  It's good for the family, because the kids won't understand the adult parts.  Tom Hanks is solid, and brought us "there's no crying in baseball!", and it will go down as a great time period movie as well.


7.Remember The Titans (2000)
     Denzel Washington gives a great performance, and the football scenes throughout the movie are pretty cool.  Washington portrays Herman Boone, the coach who integrated the football team at T.C. Williams High School, in the 1970's.  It shows the friendships throughout a racially divided time in our country, and the character that the young men build.


6. Goon (2012)
     This is a really great hockey movie.  It is hard to see Sean William Scott as such a nice guy, but he plays it well, and it showcases fighting in the sport of hockey.  The hockey team brings in Scott, only to fight, he can't skate, and can't shoot, but they want him to just fight.  Scott really likes it, and you see this movie is more about finding where you fit in.


5. Major League (1989)
     Bob Uecker kills it, and his quick one liners helped make "Major League" into one of the most entertaining sports movies of all time.  The new owner Rachel Phelps, a Vegas Showgirl, tries to move the Cleveland Indians, to Miami, and in doing so she puts together the worst team that can be put together.  The players find out, and turn around their season, and give Rachel "a nice big shit burger"!  Charlie Sheen's 'Wild Thing' Rick Vaughn is bad ass, and Wesley Snipes got his breakthrough role in it, as well as a young and very sexy Rene Russo.


4. Rudy (1993)
     I mean, it's about the smallest guy, with the biggest heart trying to accomplish his childhood dream of playing for the Irish.  It's a true story, and Sean Astin does a great job.  "Rudy" shows how arduous it really is without natural talent to make a football team, and overcome all boundaries in your way.


3. Any Given Sunday (1999)
     One of Pacino's finest performances, and he wasn't even nominated.  I still think that he based his character off of Mike Shanahan, not only does he look like him, but I feel like Shanahan treats his players the same way too.  His speech, "Football is like life gentlemen", is so motivating and true, it is one of the best sports speeches, and it's a fictional movie.


2. The Replacements (2000)
     Gene Hackman plays a great coach, and Keanu is good choice for a QB.  They had been pushed aside by football, and when they got their second chance to play, they made the most of it.  A cop, a con, a sumo wrestler, a priest, and an Irish placekicker round out a fun team, and Keanu does have a great speech at the end, "Chicks dig scars, pain heals, glory is forever."


1.*61 (2001)
     Billy Crystal does a fantastic job in telling the story of Mickey Mantle and Roger Maris and their quest to break Babe Ruth's single season record.  Thomas Jane is great as the playful Mantle, and Barry Pepper is genuine as Roger Maris.  The film shows how stressful the chase was on the two players, and how their friendship endures.  It's about the Yankees when they were the most popular team, and about the most popular players on that team, making history.  I really enjoy this movie, there's a ton a baseball in it, and it introduced me to my favorite historical athlete, Mickey Mantle.  I get excited still to watch this movie!

Friday, April 19, 2013

NFL Releases Regular Season Schedule; Hands Broncos Lombardi Trophy

   
     Wow! Thank You NFL, that was very nice of you.  After choking the Super Bowl away to the Ravens last year, it seems the NFL wants the Broncos to win it all this year.  Let's look at the schedule for the Broncos, then we will check out the rest of the NFL and some other awesome games!

Week 1 vs. Ravens
  Get your revenge early and wash that fucking taste out of your mouth first thing!  The Broncos host the champions in a real quick match up from the playoffs last year, and for the first time since the season opened on Thursday night, the Super Bowl Champions aren't at home.  MMMHHH, This is strange.  Why aren't they receiving their rings?  And why this rematch?  Why not against the Patriots?  The Broncos are the headline team in the NFL right now, so this is a great way to start off the season.


Week 2 at N.Y. Giants
  The Broncos' first game at the New Meadowlands, and the Manning brothers face off.  Not a prime time game, but will be a good matchup.  The last 2 Super Bowl Champions, back to back right at the beginning.  Oh yea, get comfy, because that is where the Super Bowl is this year.


Week 3 vs Raiders
  Come home, bash the Raiders, and thank Dennis Allen.






Week 4 vs Eagles
  The Eagles' new coach Chip Kelly wants to revolutionize the NFL with his offensive scheme.  This will take some time to accomplish, so get 'em early when they are still figuring themselves out as a team.



Week 5 at Dallas
  Tony Romo gets a bad rap, he's a good QB, but not worth $50 million.  He's like a Jake Plummer, he's got a decent record, but no playoff success.  This is always a good game.  Both teams came into existence in 1960, played in a combined 14 super bowls (DAL 8, DEN 6), and met in Super Bowl XXII.


Week 6 vs Jaguars
  The Jaguars have no identity but for some weird fucking reason, seem to beat Denver, IN Denver.  We need to exercise those demons and just crush them.  Peyton has played them plenty, and been successful, so that's nice to have on our side.



Week 7 at Indianapolis
  Peyton needs to go back to the house that he built, and make sure that the kid whose living in it, knows whose fucking house it is!




Week 8 vs Redskins
The Return of Mike Shanahan.  The man who brought 2 Super Bowls to us here in Denver.  I personally will welcome him back, he was a great coach, he's a good man, and I hope he does well in Washington.  Just not in this game!!



Week 9 BYE
  Perfectly placed in the middle of the season, catching on yet?

Week 10 at San Diego
  Remember last year in San Diego?  35 unanswered points and the first victory of an eleven game win streak!?  Ring a bell?  Let's go do it again that was fun!




Week 11 vs Chiefs
  Welcome to Denver Andy Reid and Alex Smith.  Von Miller will take care of Smith, and the Broncos should show Reid that this is our house.




Week 12 at New England
  God!  Again in New England?!?  Well if you wanna be the best, you gotta beat the best, especially at home.  This will probably be a playoff tiebreaker game, but another Manning vs. Brady matchup, and these are always good games.  Don't expect any pleasantries for Welker.


Week 13 at Kansas City
  Arrowhead Stadium is always a tough place to play, and the Chiefs will have a totally rebuilt offense, and could possibly be in a wild card chase at this point.




Week 14 vs Titans
  The Titans are trying to find a face of their franchise, and 2nd year Mike Munchak has to figure out which direction he is going in.   Chris Johnson has the speed, but if kept inside he's useless.



Week 15 vs Chargers
  This is the last home game of the regular season and that sucks, because it's in early December, and it's not a very good team.  I guess the NFL just figured we'd get a home playoff game anyways.




Week 16 at Houston
This is a good matchup, and at this point in the season, it will be for playoff seeding.  If Houston is healthy they're dangerous.  But they came here and beat us, so we need to go to their house and beat them.




Week 17 at Oakland
  It always sucks to play the Raiders this late in the season because they're always mad cause they fuckin suck, and miss the playoffs.  So they go out looking to hurt, and don't give a shit about what happens.  It's dangerous for the Broncos to go in and get out healthy.  Plus the field is gonna be all shitty, this game just sucks, fuck the Raiders.



Season prediction: 12-4  By the end of the year, they should be adding another trophy to Mile High.